Turning Your Gut-Punching Dreams Into Virtual Reality
Remember that dick friend that thinks its so goddamn fucking hysterical to pound the top of your beer bottle so that it bubbles over? Do you frequently fantasize about shattering the bottle across their face and stabbing them in the femoral artery, just so you can giggle and proclaim, “Dude, your blood is totally overflowing, LOL!” as a crimson fountain gushes from their leg? Are you also a fan of not spending life in prison...

