It's like H-O-R-S-E for soccer... if that horse had no legs and terminal cancer
So, I'm a lifelong soccer/football/futbol fan and I've managed to stay that way despite constant ripping from a plethora of baseball, American football (which I like, even if they aren't using their FEET for anything special), basketball and hockey fans. Naturally, when I saw a soccer game on the Community Games list, I immediately called dibs on it. Not that anyone was gonna fight me for it... but I digress. Anyways, I sat down to...

