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Despite the ridiculous title, Planet Crashmania 9,000,000 is actually a lot of fun. You play as the entire race of a doomed planet, locked in a slowly decaying orbit that will ultimately plunge you into either a sun or a black hole (depending on the level). Luckily, another suitable planet (or several) is within reach, if you can manage to make it through marauding aliens and orbiting asteroid debris. Gameplay boils down to two options--either...