Here I Sit, Broken Hearted...
Rocket Fart is a basic jetpack game, only the jetpack is your ass and the rocket fuel is your flatulence. Pressing "A" gives you lift (at the expense of fuel) while doing nothing causes you to fall towards what I assume is the center of a volcano. Instead of fuel, you must grab any of the variety of snacks which spin across the screen: tacos, turkey legs, ice cream, donuts, and pizza. Mixed in with...